potatoes with mouths

From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.

Not to be confused with "Rocks with mouths."

Those people are so stupid, they are like potatoes with mouths.

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Ass mouth

The wrinkles that unhappy old ladies have around their mouths. Often caused by smoking. And also being uptight.

If it wasn't for Botox, Ann Coulter would totally have ass mouth.

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mouth tug

the explicit act of a girl using her mouth and or tongue to give oral pleasures to man.

Steve: Dude, i'm trying to get my dick wet tonight.

Don: I heard the new chick passes out mouth tugs like its her job.

Wags: Hell ya she does.

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Magma Mouth

A rarely dangerous, but often bothersome medical phenomenon in which molten rock is violently projected from the mouth. Generally associated with Lava Teeth dental disorder or the gum disease known as Gingivitis.

"Sweetie, my penis feels a bit charred."

"Oops! Must have been the Magma Mouth."

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Mouth Piece

A lawyer.

My boy is facing 20 years to life…. He better get himself a good mouth piece!!

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mouth shitting

1. Talking a lot, and saying nothing. More accurately, saying nothing of interest or importance. Often spoken by dullards, nobodies, and the insecure.

2. A bizzare digestive reversal, whereupon a person defecates orally. A shitty *turn* of events, excretorally speaking.

1. Somebody needs to tell Michael to stop mouth shitting about clothes I wear more than once.

2. Are you mouth shitting? That must taste terrible!

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zoo mouth

after a night of drinking large quantities of beer or liquor, you wake up the next morning with a bad taste in your mouth and it feels like every animal in the zoo came by and shit in your mouth.

I woke up with some bad zoo mouth. I shouldn't have drank that much last night.

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