When a new inmate becomes involuntarily intimate with their cellmate
The judge sentenced Leroy to seven and a half years as Bubba's bunk muffin.
Used as an insult for a girl who is flat
Is very offensive
Boy:โwow she has some squashed muffinsโ
Girl:โBitch wtfโ
The over all pleasure of oral,taking your tongue swirling it in a variety of different movements,from many positions, feeling that you can't have enough of it.
I finally got to enjoy the muffins of this girl i was really into and it was the best
3๐ 1๐
An Old Ugly Lady who Yells at Little Kids for Being In Her Yard. She is very unattractive and looks like a dying llama
Sag Muffin: Get out of the crik!!
Malachi: No!
Jack: Go die
Sag Muffin: Ill kill myself!
Joey: GOOD!
A lesbian who can get a straight woman to cheat on her husband by sleeping with her.
Damn, Susan is a total muffin smuggler.
It didn't work out but at least I got an apology muffin.
She took off her bra and her Jazz Muffins wobbled and were so firm and perky.