An extremely irritating breed of people (specifically teenage males) whom adopt a mullet. Other than this obvious physical characteristic, they are identifiable by behaviours such as crowding around the PureGym bench for hours and attending private school.
Jason: “How come you were at the gym for so long?”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”
When an individual attends a private, Ivy League institution for undergrad followed by a public, state institution for graduate work.
A “business in the former, party in the latter,” if you will.
That dude has a total academic mullet. He went to Yale for undergrad and SUNY Cortland for his master’s degree...
When a bar/restaurant has loads of party at the front, and serious diners at the back.
Dude, I was at Bia LIC last night, there was a total restaurant mullet going on. Ever seen a waiter having to mosh carrying soup?
White male with mullet, that overuses the n-word.
Mullet Monkey— don’t touch my truck you dumb n***er.
The act of eating a cooter, she grabs your mullet so you can’t stop. Aka “Free Mullet Ride”
“Jenny, want a Mullet Ride?” “Hell yes, but excuse my furry cooter!”
Physics, Chemistry, Other shit Monti complains about in the front, party in the back
Hook - "Hey man, nice mullet bro"
Montana - "Fucking business idiot I'm an engineer, if I was in business I wouldn't be an engineer fuck. I have an engineer's mullet"
Hook - "Shit sorry forgot how sick you were pce"
Any lad with a mullet they’re all wankers with the weirdest fantasies
Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party
Dude: He just came in
Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan
Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*