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organic mushroom gardening

So this guy texted omg when I told her that I'm pregnant even though I'm a guy and liek I have no idea what omg means so I went to Google to search for what it meant and it means Organic Mushroom Gardening so yeah if you're gonna be pregnant soon and you don't know what omg means then here you go.

Humanoid 1: Dude you are like so pregnant right now!
Humanoid 3: Hey who ate Humanoid 2?
Humanoid 2: bEcAusE 7 aTe 9!
Humanoid 7: ORGANIC MUSHROOM GARDENING!!!

by Akoof May 17, 2019


SHIT-aki Mushrooms

A word equivalent to Shit but you cover yourself up very slyly because an adult was nearby.

( someone scares you) Ah SHIT-aki Mushrooms!

by Coverups322 July 21, 2017


Kentucky Stuffed Mushroom

When you dip the tip of your dick in shit on a color palette and mushroom stamp your significant other.

Andy gave me a Kentucky Stuffed Mushroom during foreplay lastnight. Unfortunately he used my color palette.

by The Bearsaurus January 14, 2017


I like mushrooms

This means that the person is a wlw or nblw.

"Hey Emily, I like mushrooms."
"Yeah mushrooms are nice I guess?"

by zephyr is a bad bitch February 13, 2021


feel like mushrooms

Hung over; tired; shortened version of "feel like shitake mushrooms", which is an attempt to say "feel like shit" without technically saying 'shit'

You don't look too good today.

Yeah, man, I feel like mushrooms

by Y-Ganger October 20, 2007

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Shitaki Mushroom Stamp

(verb)Latin. It is when a man has anal innercorse. After which the penis is pulled from the anus and Stamped on the head of the receiver.

All women need a Shitaki Mushroom Stamp the keep in check.

by Jason foeler (The Shank) May 5, 2005

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mushroom effect

describing the fat that hangs from a girl over her pants; it appears like a mushroom

dude look at that girls jeans there soo tight she's got a mushroom effect

by alfonso martinez November 13, 2007

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