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that one person at school who you don't know, but they know pretty much everything about you, including your address, your nicknames, family members, click, musical interests, hobbies, etc etc, simply by giving excessive attention to your Myspace profile. That person most likely wants to talk to you IRL, but can't due to a lack of good social skills, so they stalk your profile in a subliminal effort to get to know you.
to avoid being stalked by a myspace stalker, set your profile to "private" so they have to be on ur friends list before they can view your info.
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A myspace picture is taken in one's room while one is looking at something uninteresting and unknown to the viewer, for the purpose of posting on myspace. These pictures are taken by one's self and often only include half of the face, the bangs, an eyeball, etc.
People who take Myspace Pictures are really cool. I wish I could take a Myspace Picture like that, but I can never get the camera angle right.
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A dodgy crooked angle used in photos.
Usually from above the head with the arm stretched out so the face cannot be seen properly.
The angle is usually associated with the Myspace photoshopping which consists of a ridiculous brightness and contrast adjustment which makes it even harder to see who the person is.
Sometimes used to make grim people look alright.
Person 1: Hah, she has got the "Myspace Angle"
Person 2: She's hot, trust me ive seen her
Person 1: It looks like she has odd sized ears and boils, she is not hot.
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A person is a myspace whore when they post many pictures at angles with terrible lighting that makes your eyes bleed, constantly post bulletins asking to add this person or that group, having more "friends" than they could ever have or remember if myspace never existed, and has thier page so fubar'ed with contrasting colors and crappy fonts that cause eye strain and enough blinking objects to, again, make your eyes bleed and possibly even cause an epileptic siezure. Also like to screw up the formatting so the page is wider than your screen even with the rez set to maximum along with a music player that plays loud, annoying music when you load the page.
Caution should be taken if you call them out on being said myspace whores. They have a hard time letting go of the past and will turn people against you, even if they never met you, which makes them no better than the myspace whore(s). Usually this only happens if the people live in a small town because they are out of touch with reality and sometimes, like in my case, have a broken sense of whats right and wrong which I think was caused by religion.
Myspace Whore: Awsome, I finally got my site all prettied up with black background, loud annoying music player, 800+ friends,most of whom I don't know, glittery words, hard to read font and contrasting colors that make you strain your eyes, pictures of random things that blink and could be a health hazard to someone, and my pictures of me at angles AND in the mirror!
noun, referring to the decaying social network known as Myspace.
It's also a reference internet meme started by the website GhettoMyspace.net, dedicated to ghetto photos found on Myspace.
Someone sees a picture of a thug eating money. "That's like something you'd see on Ghetto Myspace."
Or, "Thats some Ghetto Myspace shit!"
MySpace Public Display of Affection
When everything you post has to deal with your boyfriend or girlfriend.
Includes:
-Every bulletein you post is about your bf/gf.
-Your display name includes your bf/gfs name. (Such as bill's girl or sally <3's bill.)
-You have a whole album dedicated to pictures of them.
-Your status always has something about your bf/gf. (such as bill and I are hanging out. so loves him!)
Girl 1: Brittany is totally myspace pdaing.
Girl 2: Yeah, i heard she posted a blog about him.
Girl 1: well, im not going to tell her i made out with him at that party. She might murder me.
the act of vehemently hating someone solely based on their idiotic myspace profile. For instance, you are bored at work browsing profiles and you come across a page that makes you want to vomit in your mouth. The sheer thought of actually meeting this person in real life makes you want to pack up and move to Antarctica pronto. But also, the thought of the profile becoming private also upsets you because you will no longer be able to get the satisfaction of continuing your myspace hate
Dude, I have so much myspace hate for Holly. Did you see her recent update? What a moron! An idiot! An imbecile! But um yeah, I will continue to check her page every day to further fuel this myspace hate that gives me my fuel for the day