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a phrase created by uriel bromberg to say when people ask why you can't drive yet or why would you not
peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater
grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater
I really don’t need no light to see through you. — A brutal way to tell someone that they are absolutely transparent. This idiom entered popular culture in 1982 as a result of the quite danceable late disco track by the same name sung by vocalist Jeffery Osborne.
A useful insult in an age of MAGA Republicanism.
A more contemporary version of this is insult is the more versatile “I see you” — which can either be an insult or a statement of deep connection and engagement.
When Dolt 45 says that if he’s elected he will be MAGA’s retribution, I’ll just say this: I really don’t need no light to see through you, Donnie.
When you need to grasp a situation that could be a little wild or crazy.
"Listen up, everyone. We have some service issues and we need to get our teeth around this monkey!"
I need to start riding a bike. I know that I need to ride one. It would be great for my health.
You know, the world today is way too complex. I wish it was simpler. I would have a lot of time to do things.
I need to start riding a bicycle
A saying taken from a Jay-Z lyric, used basically to call bullsh*t on someone's claims and representations, let 'em know you're not buying it.
Man, f*ck all that, there's no way you're boning Amanda...you? Really? We don't believe you, you need more people!
Yeah, you really meant to do that...whatever, n*gga, we don't believe you, you need more people.
Smoker on the ave was tryna sell me a Louis Vuitton bag he swore was real...I was like I don't believe you, n*gga, you need more people...
An anti-windows slogan indicating the possibilities of open source software.
Linux Guy: "In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?"
Windows Guy: "**** you!" *slap*
one who is a young arrogant snot nose and is better off going home to momma rather than annoy everyone with their arrogance and snotty attitude
my cousin is a snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma rather annoying everyone with her arrogance and snotty attitude