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When a brother and sister share a sandwich together in Alabama.
Lebron: ay ima have an Alabama sandwich
Timi: ayo that’s jank bro you can’t be fu*king your sister
Lebron: bruv I’m just gonna go and have a sandwich whilst on holiday with my sister
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A Quaint good for nothing little town In BFE Alabama. What was once seceded by Heflin, Alabama is now the trashiest and most nastiest STD ridden, drug abused shanty village ever imagined. The women walk around with sores on their mouths and the guys act like they’re the next Dale Earnhardt and Joe Dirt Butt Baby. Atleast 82% of the females and 3% of males get pregnant before they become a freshman because they think they could be a better mother than theirs was by snorting condoms, eating tide pods, and smoking meth. Not all is bad for the female population believes highly in interracial intercourse where every woman has slept with a black guy but always denies it. Adoption is also believed as a good thing where five families have adopted an African American or not so legal alien
Man, let’s go to Ranburne, Alabama and smoke some meth and catch the clap until our penises melt off.
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When your partner sucks a fart out of your ass then you passionately kiss, inhaling the gas from her lips into your own mouth.
“When she asked me for an Alabama Shotgun, my heart melted. Lovingly, I ejaculated a fart into her mouth. Soon our eyes locked, and our tongues danced, as I sucked the juicy fart from her mouth.”
-Jesus of Nazareth
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A man has to lay on the top of a hill naked, his sister/cousin/mother or any blood relative must sit on top of his cock. Than you push down the hill to start sledding, when the bumps hit his cock pushes further into his relative
Hey bro, last week my family and I went Alabama sledding, it was a grand ol' time
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When a man lays face down in bed with the woman's face between his legs and defacates.
Jim: What were you and John doing last night?
Sarah: Oh, you know, he just gave me the Alabama Landslide
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A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina
Ex: Tymere is the literal definition of this.
Tymere you like to search up this weird shit for fun...why an Alabama hotpocket...
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When you're fucking your cousin on a horse and the movement on top keeps making the horse go faster and faster until you fall off
person 1:Awww man, my butt hurts so bad after I fell off my horse last night
person 2: were you doing an Alabama derby last night?
person 1: you know it! it was my hot aunt's daughter too...
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