NATIONAL SHARE SECRET LIST DAY

National share secret list day is on May 17th and is a day where your friends have to share their secret list with you if you ask.

Gabe: Hey Emma you wouldn't have any secret lists do you?
Emma: hey I do and today is national share secret list day so I'll show you.
Gabe: cool I wonder what the list is about

Kick Your Bucket List

A website named on the phrase: "Kick The Bucket"
It allows visitors to create FREE online bucket lists. They can choose goals from random list, choose from popular lists, search for goals, and share everything with friends and family. The idea behind the website is simple: help other’s complete their life dreams before they die and have fun doing it.

Life’s too short! Stop procrastinating, achieve your bucket list, and start living your life to the fullest. If you think about it, once you achieve everything that you have been dreaming of for your life then you are a whole different person. Aren’t you? Start making your life better by visiting www.KickYourBucketList.com.

Kick Your Bucket List website can be found at: www.kickyourbucketlist.com - life list, life goals

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You're off my Christmas card list

A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.

Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.

Mike: Shit happens.

Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.

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National kiss/hug your snapchat bestfriends list day

national kiss/hug your bestfriends list on snapchat list day! lasts from november 1st through november 7th

him: muAaHhH
her: why did u kiss me
him: it’s National kiss/hug your snapchat bestfriends list day

please note this does not account for all members of the minorities listed above,as in meaning not all black/white/black-wannabe's are like that,but to be fully truthfull alot are,and thats whats wrong with our world nowadays..

A really shitty use of the word tag

If you clicked this, you know

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Brazilian hit list

When a roomful of partygoers forms a conga line, boy- girl, boy-girl & proceeds to dance around the whole house, each one splooking the person in front of them until someone gets more pregnant than the octomom. That's a Brazilian hit list.

Some Eurotrash debs made a bloody mess of my mom's airb&b last spring break. Looks like someone had them on a Brazilian hit list.

Craig's Lobotomy List

The place to find employees to staff a front office.

First Patient: Did you ever notice how receptionist's have no personality ...? ...Where do they find such people??

Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.