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Satan's Sword

A boner

Stop poking me with Satan's Sword

by Jumanji December 23, 2015


dip the red sword

To ask a man if he dips the red sword, is to ask him if he's comfortable having sex with a girl on her period.

*A young couple in bed together*

Sarah: 'So Aaron, do you... dip the red sword?'
Aaron: 'Absolutely. A little blood never hurt nobody'

by Fatto January 28, 2020


pink samuri sword swallower

someone who sucks or swallows dick.

yor a pink samuri sword swallower. or you like to swallow pink samuri swords

by gregtothew April 22, 2011

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elephants for swords

When you're a feking weirdo by nature and wanna hit Trump with a big ole elephant to save America

Squishy let's eat Trump with elephants for swords!
Imma name my band that you dork lols

by Vjzsnsjsozhssss lw December 18, 2016


pork sword

penis

my pork sword is small

by suck3 May 18, 2022


Pork Sword

One of the rarest swords ever made. Only a few were made in the world. It is one of the deadliest swords, and that is why people stopped creating them.

"Wait Jim is that a pork sword? It is so massive."
"Thanks Matt, it's been in the family for many generations."

by True_Gamer69 April 11, 2020


Nephi’s Sword

When a Mormon boy fucks the crease of your knees to stay sexually pure in the eyes of God (Kneephi).

I showed her Nephi’s sword last night.

by Jonahswhale September 26, 2021