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Work Procrastinating is the avoidance of doing a task at work that needs to be accomplished. It could be further stated as a habitual or intentional delay of starting or finishing a task despite its negative consequences.
Ugh, work is so tedious today! I should be work procrastinating for the rest of the day, even if I don't make the deadline.
A mixture of juice or coffee with alcohol hidden in a Starbucks or other commercial type container disguised as a normal drink to be consumed at work.
I was not going to survive this meeting but luckily John brought us all work juice to make it through.
When you drive by a buddys location of employment and don't have time to visit but want to tell them you love them anyway. Wait to text them until you are at a complete stop, DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE.
Like a house-bump but for work.
(via text)
you: work-bump
buddy: aw! love you too bro.
Someone who talks non-stop about work especially to people who aren't coworkers. Common offensives: constant use of lingo and acronyms that others don't understand or care to understand, name dropping of coworkers that others don't know or care to know, going into way too much details about specifics in their work day.
So my new roommate is a work talker. She told me last night in painful detail about how the copier broke at her job and how Susie and Jim (who recently broke up) had to push the reset button and after three times it still would not work. They had to call the service guy who came to fix it and turns out it was the toner because Susie had made so many copies last week when she was working on the S.C.A.N.T project.
Jobs that go to Recently immigrated Africans,Mexicans and Asians
Those Mexicans made my job considered cheap work.