your mother

How you would respond to a question when you don't know the answer, but still don't want to seem stupid.

Person1: Yo, what was the answer to that last math problem?
Person2: (thinks for a while, unable to solve the problem)....your mother.

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your world

A statement used to imply "do whatever you wanna do"

Person A: Tommorrow I'm gonna get drunk.
Person B: Hey, your world, man!

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your bad

Best way to trigger people and tell them that they're bad.

Louis: haha your bad
Ben: you're*

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your kids

When someone is too old to be insulted by "yo mama", simply give them "yo kids". This sends people into a towering rage, especially, if you happen to be sleeping with thier daughter.

Girlfriend's dad: I'm gonna ream yo ass!

Gumba: Your daughter! Last Tuesday when she was supposed to be shopping!

GFD: AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! DIIIEE!

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your mom

a cut down used when one person realizes that they have been cut down and dont have anythig good to say.

smart: hey dude why dont you go to the doctor and ask him to find a ghostly outline of where your balls used to be and have him put some new ones on

retard: oh yeah well..... YOUR MOM

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your world

expression used during a basketball game to mean 'do your thing'

Person A passes ahead to person B who has been on fire all game and says "your world"

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Your Nan

A joke like Yo Mama, expect fitted around to mainly suit the English people, meaning Your (correct grammar) and Nan which is commonly used by the Brits/English community. Originated from an Asian (brown) who just randomly said it to someone. Can be used as a substitute for the more meaner 'Yo Mama'. As you can tell from the grammar, this was written by a Brit.

Person 1: Yo Mama's so wrinkly her tits fall to the floor.
Person 2: Duuuudddee
Person 1: Oh right, sorry. Your Nan's so wrinkly her tits fall to the floor.
Person 2: Betterrr

Boy 1: OI! I did your Nan last night!
Boy 2: My Nan's dead...
Boy 1: She wasn't last night!

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