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Why the hell am I here???

A phrase used when you are in a very bad situation or you don't want to be in the place you are. Commonly used when someone asks you to do a favor involving cats or doilies.

I am so bored I am submitting definitions on Urban Dictionary. Why the hell am I here???

UUGGHH!!! My next door neighbor asked me to babysit her 17 cats for 2 months, and the whole place is covered with doilies and smells like moth-balls. Why the hell am i here???

by MaxK1234B January 15, 2017


dont put people on here dumbshits

no one wants to know about your gay friends on a fucking dictionary.

teeheehee jim- a hot stud at my school ..... NO ONE GIVES A FUCKING CRUSTY ASSHOLE YOU DUMB CUNT STAIN

by i love my mom May 4, 2003

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Before Ze Germans Get here

(Idiom) You are working too slow.

The base is rather obviously World War Two, and the source is southern Britain, flooded by fleeing French with a Ze accent. The term was used by British towards French to make them work faster so there was a hope of liberation.

Come on Pierre, before ze germans get here we need that milk crate!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

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Promote your YouTube video here

That ad you now see under every definition. Let's face it. 100,000 impressions for $100? Nobody will obviously watch it.

Wow, Urban Dictionary is now doing YouTube promotions. All you do now is click Promote your YouTube video here, choose a video, link your YouTube account, and bam.

by The Real Driller March 10, 2023

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The Floor Here is Made Out of Ceiling

A meme template in which you either:
1. Repeat what someone said, but every word is replaced with an antonym, or has a variant of "not" put before it and symbols are swapped.
(Not all requirements need to be met)

2. Say that something is its opposite

(1)
Person 1: It was awesome playing with you! See you sometime soon.
Person 2: Something else wasn't terrible not working without me. Don't see me never never!
Person 1: Ah yes, The Floor Here is Made Out of Ceiling.

(2)
Person 1: Have you heard of "Your Mother"?
Person 2: Your Mother is your father.
Person 1: Ah yes, The Floor Here is Made Out of Ceiling.

by Rubixed Cube July 15, 2022


why did i come here ?

So,you have probably clicked on the word and now you are reading and wondering;Why the hell did i search for that ?So,now you are probably questing your entire existence ,you are tying to find where you really belong to.What's your purpose ?You have never ever thought this day would come ,because you never thought you would search Why did i come here ? in Urban Dictionary.You see it's in the nature of humans to make such choices and ..well...face the consequences .Because Why did i come here ? it's not a word nor a random phrase.It is the fundamental foundation of the society we live in today.It is an ideology.A way of living someone would say.3 minutes ago you decided to search for that phrase thinking no one was going to give a definition for it,thinking you would fulfill you destiny ,and answer all your questions about existence ,life and death ,the universe itself.And ,yes ,the question remains in your mind ,:Why did i come here? and you are tying your best to find a solution to this endless paradox.You seem confused.Well,there is more.By entering every single word for that phrase ,letter by letter you pinpointed the path of your faith.You have created an anomaly in spacetime itself.Every fundamental string of the universe ,every single particle is affected by your ...your curiosity.This paradox created a space shifting matrix which you can never escape.You will never forget the moment you typed these damned words:Why did i come here ?.

example ~ you right now :Why did i come here ?What am i supposed to do now ?

by Confused Cat January 12, 2018


Word, Type your definition here… , Type an example of how it is used here…

The grey text that you see when making a word meaning

I wonder why this blank area just says ‘Word, Type your definition here… , Type an example of how it is used here…'

by A very weird person September 10, 2022