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To make sure you treat your man right while you in return will not receive dick.
“It’s what you didn’t do for him. Goin to bed then she’s gonna milk him in the nest.” - Mmh yeah boii
When a man is hurt and then becomes petty after a woman treats/ talks to him a certain way
boy : say girl lemme get yo number
girl : (laughs with her friends ) boy bye
boy: man whateva you ugly anyway
girl: owww him hurt
(Laughs)
Pronouns for the modern man.
Who am I? I am a man.
He expressed his preference for the pronouns Who,Him as a way to affirm his unique identity.
The Him Property States that " He who is chosen to be Him has responsibilities of being him that sometimes can be challenging/ rigorous"
Man why did that non him try to tell me what the Him Property was
Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street
From my window I'm staring while my coffee goes cold
Look over there (where?)
There, there's a lady that I used to know
She's married now, or engaged, or something, so I am told
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Tonight's the night when I go to all the parties down my street
I wash my hair and I kid myself I look real smooth
Look over there (where?)
There, here comes Jeanie with her new boyfriend
They say that looks don't count for much
If so, there goes your proof
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Around here
But if looks could kill
There's a man there who's more down as dead
'Cause I've had my fill
Listen you, take your hands from her head
I get so mean around this scene
Hey, hey, hey
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around
When a dirty slut blows a guy’s dick and holds the cum in her mouth and spits it back at his face
Hey dude you hear about his tinder date? He must’ve pissed her off because she did alpaca him
Chas is the most caring friend that you would think doesn't care but really does. He is that person that will make you smile even if he doesn't know it. He is that one friend you can count on to be there. On the outside he seems like he doesn't care, but is very soft on the inside. He hides his feelings inside and only tells the people he trust about them. A lot of people like him but he doesn't know that.
Chas(him) is on of the most caring brothers you could have.