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A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
An all-around displeasure with the sights, sounds and smells of the Strip District. Two-headed pigeons, dog shit and burnt coffee smells.
James was overwhelmed by the strip district funk and passed out on the sidewalk in front of the ghetto meat shop.
Newest musical genre, the method of using glass and water to make music.
dude 1: i just saw Rage Happens? COOL POLICE
dude 2: never heard of them what genre?
dude 1: FAIL, they are krazy funk quadrapop!
An awkward social situation where an individual touches or smears something that smells funky on the head or face of someone else, thus giving them funkhead. Often, others can then smell the "funk" on said individual.
What's that funky smell, did someone give Mark funk head again?
When a part of your body is in a small amount of pain when you either sleep in a wrong position, or when you pull a muscle.
Andrew: Aww, man. I slept wrong, I've got this evil funk in my arm.
Matt: Just fall on it or soemthing... Pop it back into place.
Yeah that girl from tinder is funk - what a great fuck I think we'll have to fuck again