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the sand wedge guy, if used correctly, only comes into play when someone else has messed something up, and the sad part is that the someone doesn't necessarily have to outrank the sandwedge, it could be someone inferior in the office heirarchy and still the sandwedge must come in and fix the shit cause he's the only one that can. The thing about the sand wedge is, he's ok with it, he knows his role and accepts it, becasue at some point earlier in his career he was given the big job, the lead position ... and he f'd it up.
Jackson: Dude, I can't believe how bad that went in there, how the hell are we going to recover.
Murphy: Sounds like a job for Peter.
Jackson: Peter, he had nothing to do with this mess?
Murphy: That's ok, he's the office sand wedge.
N. An organization of ultra rich”adult” children, that behave as children, who hire top notch legal, accounting, investment advisors to ensure their heirs do not blow all their pappy’s wealth on coke (some leakage assumed and quietly approved). These heirs believe they work for a living but do not even know what that really is. And they believe they are intelligent, which is a mixed bag at best and even when true wildly exaggerated. The advisors are as advertised, but must comply with one unsaid rule “do not judge or criticize any family member no matter how absurd the behavior or comment.” The pay is generally worth this indignity.
Also, accompanying any proper FO will be a shameless group of investment companies that attempt to suck at the teat of the FO. Family office conferences are famous for the hilarity of investment advisors throwing themselves at barely coherent family members, like drunk fluzies at a rock concert, for a chance to nibble at a bread crumb that said coke head might remit.
Hey, Peter is on stage at The Family Office (FO) Conference in Florida acting like he has any clue what he is talking about. But he did secure co-GP rights on an investment his family doesn’t understand so for the MF win, right.
First One Night Stand With An Individual Whose Location Is Too Good To Be True. Commonly Referred To A Neighbor.
“Officer Smooth Dick”
The sword of a Chinese officer
The chinese officer had a chinese officer sword
The Office in which the Chief Pilot sits. Except its not just his office, but all of flight operations is now called the CPO.
Example:
“Hey I’m looking for the Chief Pilot’s Office.”
“His office is in Flight Operations. What do you need to see him for? Are you in trouble?”
“No we just need to go to Flt Ops.”
“Why didn’t you say that in the first place?”
Jokes, phrases and the like that only the people in your office will understand. Folks outside of your department or organization will laugh but they won't understand the joke because they in essence "had to be there"
Worker: "I just removed myself from that post on Facebook"
Co-Worker: "You mean you "Miked" it?" -wink, wink, nudge nudge
Other Co-Worker: "You did what?"
Worker: Never mind it's just an inter-office meme, you wouldn't understand
Another way of saying that someone is eternally fucked in any given situation. Mostly because of ones own self detriment
Mclovin drank a four loko and 8 summer shandys, which sent him right down the post office.