What the Junk?

Quite possibly the coolest non-profane exclamation there is.

Its got the powerful "What the -"
with the added on "Junk!"

("Junk" on its own can be used as an interjection.)

And the best part? "What the Junk?" comes with free refills. So you can Wtj all day long for frizzle.

RiQ - D00d, What the Junk? That meteor smash was soo cheap! uber-fail!

Noah - lol, how do you like my leetsauce?

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Or else what?

A reply that comes after Or else.

"Go make me a sandwich. OR ELSE."

"Or else what!?"

"I'll fuse Carrot Top and Pauly Shore and, uh...George W, Bush to your head. Oh, and Hitler's big toe. And maybe Ryan Seacrest's bald scalp."

"I'm goin', I'm goin'."

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what is this garbage?

a statement of disgust or dissatisfaction

a gangsta got shot up in the face, then yelled what is this garbage?

to his homies

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What are you?

used as a comeback when someone talks shit

- made up by Ben

Person 1: You are really stupid
Person 2: What are you?

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What not to wear

What Not To Wear is a TV show that is currently popular in America. The original is British, presented by Trinny and Susannah.

Previously on "What not to wear..."

Trinny: "You've got fabulous tits, show them off!"

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What's Goodie

Another methodation of greeting one another. In my humble opinion, it's much better than saying the basic "what's up" or even "hi", like are you lame or something? Don't be lame, use "what's goodie" as your next greeting.

You: Ayo what's goodie bro been a fat minute
Stranger: I don't even know you bro why're you talking to me

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whats a blurryface?

In an interview with Twenty Øne Piløts, an interviewer asked Tyler Joseph, "Whats a blurryface?" Its now a joke and meme commonly used by the TØP fandom

Someone: "i cant believe someone asked Tyler whats a blurryface?!"
Me: "I know right! They dont know anything about TØP!"

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