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just prior to airtime Barbie-sue, Skeeter-Larry and Carl walked on-set, assumed their position as Fox so-called News' Curvy Couch Tumors and took a call from ranting lunatic Donald Trump.
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A school full of fake people with even more fake friends that only care about themselves and “get hurt” for attention
“This girl says she broke her ankle” “I saw her dancing on it on her Snapchat. She must be from couch middle school”
when you are giving the business to a lady or gentlemen on a couch and you pull out shoot your load on them 2 in the chest and one in the head.... then pick up your gear and move on to the next without a word
The Tin man blasted the slutty he picked up at the Venue gave her 2 in the chest and one in the had and moved on to the next till he finds his heart ever since then hes been known as a Stone cold Couch Commando
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to pile as many people on a couch as possible
Person A: How many people does it take to mexi-couch?
Person B: As many as you can fit on the couch!
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There's a sofa, a desk and a guy called Rick. Talented young women go to the couch for job interviews.
Kim had a job interview with a guy called Rick today. He said that she could earn a thousand to five thousand dollars a day and all she had to do was act on command and follow directions. She said the interview took place on a Backroom Casting Couch.
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A Virginia Beach Ska band mistakenly viewed as group worshiping Tom Cruise since 2006. On the contrary, they thought of the name prior to Mr. Cruses' "incident" on Oprah's couch.
They broke up after playing their last show at The Norva on May 17, 2008.
I went to the Couch Jumpers' show last night at learned what skanking is.
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a) Your Lazy Ass Roommate who doesn't appreciate how much your ex-girlfriend spent on the couch he can't get off...damn I miss her...
b) The inverted hump the non-NASA cushion couldn't bounce back from (see: flatscreen, warranty)
"Don't you know how to sit on a fuckin couch right? Yer such a fuckin couch dent! I can't wait 'till you move out"
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