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Snow Hunting is esentially the collecting and selling of rare snow specimens found basically anywhere in the world, primarily in 3rd world countries, marshes or any swampy region, or in gutters, mall parking lots, ghettos or occasionally in the third story of a windmill supply center located somewhere slightly east of Baku, Azerbaijan. Snow quality depends on where it lands, the level of precipitation of that particular region, how many birds it passed, and the level of evaporated cum it has picked up on it descent through earth's upper atmosphere. The rarest forms of snow, such as Purple Snowze and Botswanan Snowme Grown among others can be sold on the black markets for large sums of cash money and/or access to dick/cock depending on the buyers religious and geographical background. Although Snow Hunting and selling is an illegal business, it still controls a large portion of todays worldwide economies, especially in 3rd world countries where the most snow is found, and particularly Azerbaijan. The most rare form of snow which is generally known as 'Azerbaijanian Original Mix' can be sold for up to as much as 000.500.534.5 cents, although rates differ depending on global currency exchange rates, shipping costs, the amount of pet birds a buyer has, and most importantly the length of the buyers dick/cock, again depending on racial background and what he ate that day. Many forms of cheaper snow can be found just about anywhere, and thus hunted for just as easily, although they are of much lesser quality than the more expensive snows, and usually are easier for authorities to detect and subsequently remove the dick/cock of whoever was in possession, once again depending on what brand of shoes the accused was wearing, and how many operations he has has on his anus and rectum, and on that of his pet buzzard. As global infrastructure and economic markets grow, so does the demand for illegal snow, and so many people have turned to Snow Hunting as a full time job and therefore as a living and as a career. Recent studies have shown that Snow Hunting is profitable enough that Hunters, after consecutive snow deals, have had enough money to provide themselves with propper lodgings such as a cardboard box or piece or tin scrap metal, or even in some rare cases proper funds with witch to purchase cockal or rectal extensions of up to 3.33 centimeters in length. Overall Snow Hunting has contributed greatly to todays society, cultural scene, and economy, and will continue to grow as time goes on, metaphorically, and sometimes literally in the case of cock/dick, once again depending on culinary awareness, ownership or previous ownership of a '78 ford pickup, and current radius of rectum and/or anal cavity depending on time and place. Basically, Snow Hunting is a rough game, and you gotta have the testicular organs with with to play it, and if you dont, then you can either get your current testicular organs enhanced, or you can just get your crotch removed and go fuck sheep in a hole until you die, which is the recommended option you pathetic bag of semin.
Azerbaijanian Snow Hunter: Tomorrow I will make a deal wich took place three weeks ago in six seconds at 4 am in the morning, which i was not present for, yesterday.
Snow Buyer: ... Exactly how the fuck does that work?
Azerbaijanian Snow Hunter: Easy comrade, you take your cock in hand, take a pare of scissors in the other...
Snow Buyer: Heeeey hey, woah there, I know you Snow Hunters are a lil' whack but thats taking it to far Sir.. Ya' Snow Hunting cocksucker.
Azerbaijanian Snow Hunter: So be it comrade, dickal removal commencing 5 minutes ago in 4.55 seconds.
Snow Buyer: .. Wha?..
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Competition between two guys during a night out. Objective of the game is to give your opponents name and number out to as many fat, filthy, gully hole having hogs that somehow still pass to be women. Person who gets the other persons phone to blow up more wins.
BRO, Reverse hog hunting is a go! i'm gonna have all these lard avalanche gully hole having slop buckets calling you all night. She caught me and my other brosefs pointing and laughing at her. Told her they were making fun of me because I had no game. Pity card worked. That Jabba the Hut will be calling your ass all night...bro.
When your entire senior class partakes in a night filled with pranks and challenges ranging from a wide variety of crazy things. *Use your imagination*
There are multiple teams which can only consist of 8 people max.
A list will be handed out which contains a bunch of challenges which can earn your team points!
Rules:
Must arrive at designated location on time and with the entire team in a motor vehicle
Each member must have a bandana with the color representing the team
The bandana must be placed somewhere outside the team car within sight
Must obtain the task list from the Judges (Senior Class will decide who the judges are)
Must show video evidence the task was completed
At the end of the hunt, your team must hand in the video evidence to the judges for the scores to be calculated correctly
*The team driver cannot be intoxicated in any shape or form!*
Dude the senior scavenger hunt was so gnarly bro, Zain and Mike slap-boxed and Zain got wrecked!
This year Josh ran the naked 55m and scored his team points for the senior scavenger hunt!
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Stealthy dressing ones self in urban camouflage, or ninja gear during the Christmas season to find, and kill front yard reindeer decorations. The usual choice of weapons for this sport are: Broad swords, katana swords, machete's, grappling hooks, or "rope". After beheading the deer with you choice of weapon, the grappling hook/rope is then used to drag the remaining carcasses behind a vehicle if deemed necessary.
With training, the trophy heads can be rewired, and mounted for twinkly enjoyment.
"The Urban Reindeer Hunting Carol"
I awoke with a startle, by someone unlocking my gate...
I reached for my pistol, but by then, it was to late...
For out in my yard flew sparks, so bright, and so clear...
I ran to the window, to see my eight tiny decapitated reindeer...
I yelled curses so loud, they came out in a blunder...
Damn you to hell, sodding urban deer hunter...
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A season in which it is completely legal to hunt, kill, and eat furries. This Season takes place from January 1- July 27.
Me:Yo looks like y'all restocked eh?
Furry Meat Dealer: Yeah Furry Hunting Season Just ended.
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A euphemistic suggestion used when people hope to get rid of somebody they can no longer tolerate.
Maybe we could all somehow inspire the President to go hunting with Cheney.
Where did Rat Boy and KAyla go?
They're snake-hunting
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