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a carnivorous rodent composed of human snot. it is an extremely dangerous creature, mainly because it can skeletonize a human being in less than a minute. it can also take the form of any living being. that's why tom cruise is in existence.
my best freind was eaten by a flesh eating snot weasel.
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a penis... see fo shizzle my nizzle
dude your one eyed wonder weasel is crawling up my pants
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Means to get a blowjob. Used in the Sopranos when Tone is gettin a blowjob in the closet
Where's the Skip?
I don't know I saw him go in the back with some whoaaa. I think he's getting his weasel greased
This is a phenomenom where a woman wearing a g-string farts causing the thin strip of butt floss to vibrate like a reed and resonnate a sound like a duck call.A similar effect is accomplished by holding a blade of grass between cupped hands and blowing.With a little practice,a wearer can produce sounds that mimic a crow call and a dying rabbit.By adjusting thong tension and sphincter control,notes ranging between E flat and C sharp are possible.
After consuming a big bowl of chili beans,my girlfriend serenaded me with her Wicked Weasel duck call.
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it's the long skinny "animal" consisting of women's hair and soap scum that has accumulated in the tub drain.......often "captured" using a bent coat hanger. Its close relative is the "shower weasel" A poor draining tub or shower is the first sign that you may have a "tub ferret/shower weasel" infestation. Left to husband or boyfriend to remove.
As the water reached my ankles while showering at my girlfriends apartment,I realized she had a "tub ferret /shower weasel" living in the drain.
1) a gloryhole; a penis in a hole cut through a gas station bathroom stall
"Me and Tommy we're going to the BP and found a gas station weasel!"
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I just bopped the one-eyed weasel on your pillow last night.
'Bop the one-eyed weasel'? What's that?
Oh, nothing.
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