Packing The Bench is the process of managing to fart while needing to poop, all the while avoiding accidentally sharting. The gas passes around the stool, removing gas pockets and allowing the stool to collect and bulk.
"Yo, I'd avoid standing behind me, I'm really packing the bench over here."
1. a significantly large number of asians in one vehicle.
a pack of asians, a pack o' azns, a pack of raisins
A group with as little as two, but usually three or more females all hanging out together. A cat pack is usually observed at night club, or a bar. The function of the cat pack is mostly just friends hanging out, but also serves as protection for each other. Quite often the " well meaning " dominate female of the group ( usually a lesbo) ends up ruining the chances of nearly any male, or group of males who approaches said group.
My wing man and I stepped up to this fly girl and her ugly girl friend, but their cat pack buddies cock blocked us. ...
Performing an act of necrophilia. Generally, when the body has been dead long enough to lose all body heat.
Did you know cold packing is not illegal in like 20 states?
A bink pack is like a six pack, except smaller. Usually used in comparing a skinny man against a very meaty one. The bink pack is a toned, yet very small set of stomache muscles.
In the movie New Moon, Jacob had an awesome six pack, but when Edward took off his shirt, it was a bink pack.
Noun. Defines the bulk quanity of any given item.
Generally, quanity is at least twice the amount of a fuckton (or a metric shitload) of given garbage that you think your ass needs.
"The next time you go the the store get a biggie pack of lotion, my shits raw."
Guy: "I want a biggie pack of cheeseburgers you swine."
Burger Lord: "I need about three fiddy!"
To insert one's testicles into another person's anus.
She was such a freak, she didn't even mind when I decided to pack a picnic.