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Packing The Bench

Packing The Bench is the process of managing to fart while needing to poop, all the while avoiding accidentally sharting. The gas passes around the stool, removing gas pockets and allowing the stool to collect and bulk.

"Yo, I'd avoid standing behind me, I'm really packing the bench over here."

by hollow1 October 29, 2023


Pack of raisins

1. a significantly large number of asians in one vehicle.

a pack of asians, a pack o' azns, a pack of raisins

by meatstick500 October 19, 2010


Cat Pack

A group with as little as two, but usually three or more females all hanging out together. A cat pack is usually observed at night club, or a bar. The function of the cat pack is mostly just friends hanging out, but also serves as protection for each other. Quite often the " well meaning " dominate female of the group ( usually a lesbo) ends up ruining the chances of nearly any male, or group of males who approaches said group.

My wing man and I stepped up to this fly girl and her ugly girl friend, but their cat pack buddies cock blocked us. ...

by Mister Tom November 16, 2011


cold packing

Performing an act of necrophilia. Generally, when the body has been dead long enough to lose all body heat.

Did you know cold packing is not illegal in like 20 states?

by Jenzo the Historian March 7, 2022


Bink Pack

A bink pack is like a six pack, except smaller. Usually used in comparing a skinny man against a very meaty one. The bink pack is a toned, yet very small set of stomache muscles.

In the movie New Moon, Jacob had an awesome six pack, but when Edward took off his shirt, it was a bink pack.

by RiffRaff CR November 23, 2009


Biggie Pack

Noun. Defines the bulk quanity of any given item.

Generally, quanity is at least twice the amount of a fuckton (or a metric shitload) of given garbage that you think your ass needs.

"The next time you go the the store get a biggie pack of lotion, my shits raw."

Guy: "I want a biggie pack of cheeseburgers you swine."
Burger Lord: "I need about three fiddy!"

by King Davy of the Giant Cheddar March 20, 2020


Pack a picnic

To insert one's testicles into another person's anus.

She was such a freak, she didn't even mind when I decided to pack a picnic.

by MOCteam May 9, 2010