Any type of lower body apparel which accentuates the genitals or ass region
Alfredo's mom is wearing a hot pair of see-through dynamite pants.
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Crotch huggers which outline the mons.
Grezelda's camel pants seemed painted on, and left the boys panting.
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A man's dick, rod, or johnson.
In order to put his balls in the sad girls mouth, Milton had to put his pants hampster on her forhead.
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the part up the pants on the zipper that bends up when you sit down to look like a penis. Mostly occurs when wearing jeans.
Girl 1: How did it go with Johnny last night?
Girl 2: It didn't start off too good. When I walked in I thought he was really happy to see me. Turns out it was just a pants penis.
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Refers to the event of the zipper of the pants bending up giving the impression of a penis in a girl's pants.
Often occurs while sitting down.
Girl: Uck, I can't stand these jeans, they always give me a pants penis when I sit down!
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A grown man or woman who has soiled themselves, however, are unable to grasp the obvious fact they need their nappie changed.
Omg Alan is being a total poopy pants today. Does he need his nappie changed?
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