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step-co-parent-in-law

1- Stepchild-in-law's parent.
2- Child-in-law's stepparent.

Step-co-parent-in-law.

by UserXDXP April 25, 2023


Pre parental anxiety

When the thought of having children scares you because of the multitude of problems that could occur from the timeline of their birth to adulthood.

Spouse: want to have kids?
Me: Umm...sure.
Spouse: are those tears of joy?
Me: no tears of anxiety. What if something goes wrong?
Spouse: thats called pre parental anxiety. I understand.

by Mister Crapaud March 6, 2024


Pre-parental anxiety

Pre-parental anxiety is what modern day parents worry about when deciding whether to have children or not. Its a composite of anxieties about multiple issues including about societal shifts, climate change and FOMO about regretting not having children later on but not having the option available then.

Male partner: I'm not sure if I want to have kids, there are so many people already in the world today and limited resources. Plus I like enjoying our kid-free time right now.
Female partner: I agree, but if we wait too long and then decide we want them in 10 years, it might be difficult later.
Male partner: Its pre-parental anxiety.

by Mister Crapaud January 21, 2024


Sucrose parent

Sugar daddy. Or sugar mommy, as the case may be.

It would be politically correct to call him her sucrose parent instead of calling him her sugar daddy.

by kulamu leni vaadu March 22, 2023


Orphan with parents

A child. Feel free to call literally anyone with parents this.

Shut up Orphan With Parents.

by *Screams in Translate* June 19, 2021


Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents

Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro, my phone is blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwhich.

Let me see.

Oh, bro. Christmas is next week. This is a parental notification.

by nocharge December 13, 2023


Parental Alienation

Covert emotional abuse usually a parent with primary custody interfering with the other parents' ability to form an emotional parental connection with children by brainwashing tactics and denying visitation over time causing children to unjustifiably take on their behaviors towards the alienated parent.

My son feels that way about me because of his mom’s parental alienation.

by Black Dads Matter February 24, 2024