when you piss shit from yer bumhole, usually caused from being out at the taco bell
Pierat: Aye, I had a squirty poop matey.
Ratepi: Ah, 'tis the ways of the shitey seas.
In How I Met Your Mother it is the phrase that Lily uses when she realizes that someone is lying or hiding something from her. The phrase is followed by the name of the person she is addressing.
The most convenient way of storing your poop. Most commonly found under the bed. If mom finds your poop sock don’t let her find your poop cube.
Don’t let mom find the poop cube!
1. Superfluous language.
Spare me the dissertation Vicky, I get your point...the rest is just poop in the typewriter.
When you take a selfie on the toilet while or after a poop
I just got a picture from tony on the toilet making a poop. He called it a poop selfie.
A very rare and dangerous animal that can be found in parts of Brazil, Turkey, and South Dakota. This creatures shits can way upwards of 7000 pounds . Its poops are extremely deadly and so far has claimed 45 lives since they started keeping track back in 1979. If you every run into one of these monsters run as fast as you can but chances are you are going to have a poopie death.
"Holy shit run its a poop troll!"
"South Dakota has asked for goverment aid after a poop troll took a 10,000 pound shit on the capital building"
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When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.
Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.
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