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Someone who sends in post cards to Post Secret about things that everyone already knows or who brags about their secret being picked.
Josh was a Post Secret poser and would send in post cards every week about the time he pissed his pants at prom. Like no one would figure that one out.
"Tony, don’t be such a Post Secret poser. If you’re going to send in secrets shut up about it."
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A human who does something out of good reason (skill, enjoyment,etc.) and not because it is popular or will get them in good somewhere.
"Wyd?"
"Playing Kingdom Hearts."
"That game is so popular now!"
"Yeah but I only play it because I'm good."
"Sweet, non-poser-ness"
":D"
Wishes they were emo, but they don't have the true personality of someone who wants to commit suicide or cause themselves pain, so instead they pretend to be emo. This is called posing.
Mild emo posers will wear black things, do things to their hair to make it black, maybe put in some highlights. Their hair resembles Adam Lambert. They apply some unnaturally dark makeup. Their display pictures tend to be either too colorful or black and white, with them with hair and makeup fixed. Lots of people who aren't emo posers do that too, so don't misread that sign. They occasionally have signs of moderate and heavy emos.
Moderate emo posers have the above symptoms, and will do one of the following:
-draw the fakest looking cuts on their arms
-tells people on the internet they want to commit suicide
-may carry a knife
-listens to screamo or emo music
-watches horror movies excessively
-acts like they don't care about girls even if they love them
Heavy emo posers may actually cut themselves, but they do not to enjoy it. They most likely do all of the symptoms of the moderate and mild emo posers. They like to tell people they are emo, cut their clothes up, and maybe even give themselves a new nickname or reputation.
Heavy emo posers are easily defined by the boys you can find when you look up emo boy on Google Images. They wear thick eyeliner and always have on a depressed look. They have on thick eyeliner, and they may have some colorful things. They really play the part, but they are definitely not an emo. In fact, many of them don't actually cause themselves pain at all, but instead will make it appear like they do.
Overall, an emo poser is a retard who wishes they could be suicidal. They may dress in bright, cheerful colors, which completely throws off the whole 'emo' thing. Don't be an emo poser- or an Emo.
See Female Emo Poser.
Alex: Ugh, look, it's John.
Moe: God, he is such a male emo poser.
Alex: I thought he was REALLY emo?
Moe: Are you kidding? He never actually cuts himself. He doesn't have fun in his life, but he is not emo. Hey, John!
John: What i was busy bein depressed and hating my life
Alex: Really?
Moe: STFU, John, no one cares. Your not emo
John: Yes I am i will cut myself watch *takes out butterknife* Ouch, ouch ouch!
Moe: Let's go, Alex, John's retarded.
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People who congregate around the high-school parking lot when school is out, dressed in all-black Hot Topic name brand clothes, smoking and talking about their hatred for their lives, who love Green Day and worship Kurt Cobain and/or Amy Lee, usually both.
Jesus christ, I hate having to walk by those parking lot posers, they always call me a prep and tell me to stop conforming to society's mold of today's youth.
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Wishes they were emo, but they don't have the true personality of someone who wants to commit suicide or cause themselves pain, so instead they pretend to be emo. This is called posing.
Mild emo posers will wear black things, do things to their hair to make it either blindingly blonde (which is a pretty good sign of emo poser)and apply lots of dark makeup. Their display pictures tend to be either too colorful or black and white, with them with hair and makeup fixed, including hair, making a cute face. Lots of people who aren't emo posers do that too, so don't misread that sign. They occasionally have signs of moderate and heavy emos.
Moderate emo posers have the above symptoms, and will do one of the following:
-draw the fakest looking cuts on their arms
-tells people on the internet they want to commit suicide
-may carry a knife
-listens to screamo or emo music
-watches horror movies excessively
Heavy emo posers may actually cut themselves, but they do not to enjoy it. They most likely do all of the symptoms of the moderate and mild emo posers. They like to tell people they are emo, cut their clothes up, and maybe even give themselves a new nickname or reputation.
Heavy emo posers are easily defined by the girls you can find when you look up emo girl on Google Images. They wear thick eyeliner and sometimes dampen up their mascara to make it look like it ran a little. They really play the part, but they are definitely not an emo. In fact, many of them don't actually cause themselves pain at all, but instead will make it appear like they do.
Overall, an emo poser is a retard who wishes they could be suicidal. They may dress in bright, cheerful colors, which completely throws off the whole 'emo' thing. Don't be an emo poser- or an Emo.
See Male Emo Poser.
Mary: Hey, look at McKenzie. She is such an emo.
Jane: Are you kidding? She's such a female emo poser.
McKenzie: Hey guys.
Jane: What's up?
McKenzie: Nothing. Just cutting myself. Hating myself. Wearing black.
Mary: Oh.
Jane: Shut up, McKenzie. We all know you are faking. You are such an emo poser!
McKenzie: No, I really hate myself i cut myself and I wear black i'm emo!
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A person who says they hate humans, and claims to be from another planet or universe.
-Ugh. Humans are so stupid!
-Ha! You humans are something else, it sure is a good thing I'm from Uranus.
-Sorry, human food makes me sick. I'm an Alien.
-Sarah:"Jeff swears he's from another galaxy"
Annie:"Yeah, he told me that he'll never marry a stupid human girl."
Sarah"He's such an Anti-Human Poser."
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Someone who wears skateboarding brands e.g. Palace, Supreme, Huf, Diamond etc. and only buys the clothes because they are expensive. They have so idea about the skateboarding brands they are wearing, or skateboarding in general. The only reason they wear these clothes is to show off how much money they have. Basically an all round massive cunt.
Actual skater: Hey (poser), what do you think of (skater for Palace Skateboards) new part in the new Palace video?
Poser (non-skater): Urmmm what? what the fuck are you on about?
Skater: Well, I see you're wearing a Palace t-shirt and a Palace sweatshirt, so you clearly MUST skateboard?
Poser (non-skater):No......?
Actual skater: what a massive posing cunt
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