pre-boned

a NON-virgin!! like 'pre-owned', except as a reference to human sexuality....a human with SOME idea of the sex act!! usually a GOOD thing!! (i.e. "used")

she/he was partial to her/his humans being pre-boned!!

jake was delighted upon realizing she was pre-boned!!

being pre-boned, she had some good and valid ideas of quality sex!

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pre-thunk

Thoughts that you are wise enough to formulate before they are needed.

The reason I can respond to your inane bullshit with a coherent argument expressed succinctly and delivered in but six seconds is because I have pre-thunk thoughts and you are a parrot parroting the parrots on Fox News.

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pre-run

a derogatory term for marijuana it its natural plant phase before making extracts. pre-run is less desirable to some people because of the impurity of the product. the extracts made from it are stronger and contain zero plant material. term most commonly used by weed snobs.

billy- "got wax?"
carlito- "naw ... got some fire budz tho.. "
billy- "chill fam... you know i dont fuck with that pre-run.."

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pre-dumped

when two people like each other but aren't going out, and know they both like each other, then one of them decides they don't want to go out with the other, and makes this known

Pete: ahh man! you know that girl? she's just pre-dumped me, shame, i thought we could've had something special
Bob: shame.

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Pre`tends

Stemming from the literature of Alcoholics anonymous. A Compensation given or gained for some perceived injury or insult.

" Hey bud did you bang out your ninth step yet?'

"Ahh not really, I made a pre`tends" last week to that A-hole Jimmy"

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Pre-Lax

Pre-lax::
the last relax before the real work begins.

("sex-lax" is a pre-lax session consisting in part, or in whole...of sex.)

"Bout ta get my "pre-lax" on, then I'ma move this furniture."

Rule #1) We shall not dicuss work in any form throughout the duration of my pre-lax.

Rule #2) We do not discuss the duration of my pre-lax.

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pre-dame

to gather with friends and get "glammed up" prior to attending an event. this beautification process usually involves the ingestion of alcoholic beverages.

OMG my ex is gonna be at the party tonight, we have to pre-dame!

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