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The act of punching a woman that very clearly deserves it.
Snooki was all up in my face about some bullshit drama causin a scene in public so I snooki punched her in the face and was given a round of applause
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(Pertaining to the classic videogame Super Smash Bros.) When Donkey Kong unleashes his maximum power punch in the face of an opponent.
Puncher: DONKEY PUNCH!!!
Punchee: That f***ing Donkey Punch is too powerful! That s**t isn't fair!
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To focus a legendary amount of EPIC and WIN into one's fist, then delivering the force while screaming "FALCON PAWNCH!!!" It can destroy everything, including your mom, who's fat... It can only be delivered by those who have balls of steel
Man 1: Yo, so John was being an asshole, so I Falcon Punched him...
Man 2: So where is he now?
Man 1: I dunno
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(War-lock Punch)
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An awesomely powerful punch performed by (and only by) Ganondorf in Super Smash Bros. Melee and Super Smash Bros. Brawl. When it is performed, Ganondorf is surrounded by shadow and charges darkness in his hand, the victim is either obliterated or wishing that they were obliterated.
Ganondorf: Eeen-do..
Link: Oh fu-
Ganondorf: AHH!
*Link is wiped off the face of the earth*
Warlock Punch is the only thing that is greater that a Falcon Punch, which in turn, is greater that a Chuck Norris round-house kick.
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Tap water. The ingredients and taste vary from city to city.
This city punch has a hint of chlorine that is quite pleasing to the pallatte.
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The art of punching a handful of raw seafood into the partner's vagina, and then later slurping it out with your tongue.
Matt gave his best friend's girlfriend a good Lobster Punch last night.
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Sex play that involves the inner ear. Generally only attempted by males with very small genitalia.
So I was drum-punching Stacy the other night, and she's all like, "Stop, I can't hear anything, I think you ruptured my ear drum."
GIRL 1: Oh my God, your ear is like bleeding!!!!!!!!!!
GIRL 2: I know. I totally got drum-punched by Orlando Bloom last night.
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