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The most stereotypical version of the australian-english language.
Most people dont know how to speak this great language
These are very rough translations
Redneck Australian: Crikey, aint you a dopey cunt wanker shitstain
Other person: what the fuck are you saying?
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A dance, usually performed spontaneously, in which the legs are slightly bent and jerked alternately by straightening the knees suddenly, causing the feet to slide approximately 2 to 3 inches to the side or rear, and the arms and hands are freely thrown side to side, then drawn in toward the chest repeatedly while snapping the fingers in time to the beat. (Somewhat similar to "the Carlton")
When Robbie found out he was getting a case of beer for his birthday, he broke into the REDNECK SHUFFLE.
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Becky was gettin' towards her due date, but she got her redneck period just in time.
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The act of playing home run derby with a toad or frog with a skinny stick (not a baseball bat too easy). Usually pitched by someone else using a shovel.
" Redneck baseball was so fun last night I hit 4 homers."
"When we were playing redneck baseball last time the guts splashed in my face."
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Using Duct Tape to spread a southern girl's ass cheeks then proceeding to lube up a virgin's asshole with WD-40 and then the virgin pisses inside a siblings asshole after the other sibling cums in her hair. Typically followed with forcing weed into the girl's asshole then defacating to get the weed out and smoking it to get high.
Last night Zoey and I did a Redneck Powerslide in a gas station.
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When you place a firecracker in your foreskin and light it off.
"You ain't a man 'til yerr uncle daddy gives ya the ol' redneck circumcision."
"Daddy, I saw Carl and Daryl givin' each other them redneck circumcisions again"
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Hoppin' in the Ford with a sixer of tallboy PBR's, yer' 12 gauge, and a flashlight in hopes of scoring a nice buck.
Ted and Ben went out redneck hunting last tuesday, got real lucky with a spikehorn.
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