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To receive oral sex from someone who has a goatee.
Hey Ang, when you coming over to ride the goatee?? You know you wanna!!
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When having sex, doggy style at the top of a flight of stairs, the man proceeds to put the female into a full nelson, thus rendering her arms helpless, and then rides her down the stairs. Caution the female will usually sustain heavy damages and will need to seek medical attention, leave this to the professionals.
My wife though she was getting kinky when she let me fuck her doggy style at the top of the stairs. Little did she know,a toboggan ride was in her future. This is why I am now divorced.
Sandra: My boyfriend showed no mercy last night and gave me horrible rug burn on my knees.
Molly: You think your boyfriend's bad? At least he didn’t put you in a full nelson and toboggan ride you down the stairs. He almost ripped my nipples off.
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A car that does not fit the personality of the person driving it. Usually an older car that doesn't run well.
Bill's Mustang is in the shop. They gave him a little hatch-back hooptie ride for the day.
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Metallica's seconed album witch had one of my fav songs "Fade To Black".
Metallica pwneds all bitch(in heavy rock if not then its 2ed to the Beatles. Yes i like the Beatles.)
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Opting to travel to a destination through connected buildings to avoid the weather, rather than traveling outdoors. Often results in a significantly longer travel time. Common on college campuses where academic buildings may be connected.
It's too cold outside, let's ride the spine to class.
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When you have limited supplies left, and instead of restocking, you "ride it out", or continue with what you have and don't run out.
When there's five minutes of breakfast left at any breakfast, and rather than cooking more of what they're low on, they will ride it out and just prepare for lunch.
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A ride that in comparison to others is clearly superior.
Unlike your 94 Magna this 93 Camry is a Boss Ride.
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