thief river falls

A small "city" where hopes and dreams are killed.

Person " Have you seen Ryan lately?"
Person 2 " No, but I heard he failed at life and moved to Thief River Falls."

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Dirty River

Anal Sex, plain and simple.
See buttsecks

Those two students on the football field bleachers are drifting up the 'ole dirty river.

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Goin' across the river

Derived from a scene in Chapter 7 of the World War I novel "All Quiet on the Western Front" by Erich Remarque, the term "goin' across the river" means to have sex, as the three main characters must cross a river to visit French whores.

Courtney: Yo Tyler! Goin' across the river tonight?
Tyler: Heck yeah, we're going on a band trip!

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Tiajuana River Breeze

Typically experienced while giving your partner oral and as a result of their uncontrollable orgasmic spasms they float an air buiscuit(thats a fart) into your mouth or face.

Damn!! I was snacking on my girls junk at lunch and caught a Tiajuana River Breeze right in my face. That shit was Boodissy.

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Mad River Glen

Sweetest skiing destination this side of the Alps. Real mountain for real skiers looking to shred. Rocks and grass poke through the sweet white stuff just because it's more hardcore that way. Doesn't allow boarders because they ruin good snow.

Vermont's getting dumped on? Let's hit up Mad River Glen, no better turns to be had anywhere.

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river city ransom

An extremely fun beat-em-up for the NES

Wanna play a game of River City Ransom?

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Singing River Mall

A big ass piece of shit. This mall is the infection of the small town in Mississippi, known as Gautier (go-shay). It's failing attempt at redeeming itself by banning all teenagers are their most busiest days, Fridays and Saturdays, brought failed effort to the ever chance of bringing the mall alive again. Nowadays the mall is filled with closed down stores, Ex: Sound Shop, Walden Books, etc, etc. Nothing is left there except mall rats who just walk laps around the once mall, now a long hallway. This is severe bullshit, and an upgrade is severely required.

Anything that comes from you sphincter, and enters a toilet. Ex: Singing River MAll

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