Roman facism

The extremely patriotic, supremist and controlling ideology of The Roman Empire.

Roman facism is the ideology that there's a superior Roman race (ie. the imperials), Romans are demigods who should be worshipped by foreigners, Rome is superior, blonde-barbarians are inferior & should be executed, The Roman Empire should be restored, the Caesars are gods, the Roman military should continously patrol the streets, all Roman citizens should be patriots of Rome & The Roman Empire should be glorified with annual parades.

(e.g: 'Roman facism believes that the Romans are the superior gods of civilization who invented the world & that the Germanics are inferior blonde-haired barbarians who must be eradicated').

Holy Roman Chainsaw

When someone hits your back in a circular motion like a toddler, and it feels like a back massage

Dude, that man with tiddies gave me a Holy Roman Chainsaw

Roman Horse Rope Pull

A way of pleasuring one’s self by tightly wrapping a thin rope around their genial, tying the other end to a horse then having the horse gallop away. When the rope comes undone unblocks the blood flow back into the genitals, transpiring into great pleasure.

Tom had never tried the Roman Horse Rope Pull, but when he got to his uncle’s ranch he knew it was time.

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Roman Numerals

Letters for when you don't feel like saying numbers

Dude 1: god I hated MMXX
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: 2020 in Roman Numerals

Self ROMAN-thicker

The art of utmost self love by simply doing stuff or shit just for you, and you , and no one else.

My friend Roman invented the art of utmost self appreciation, so he looked me in the eye and said: Michael, I do stuff today only based on self ROMAN-thicker my brother.

I feel so sexy in this suit, total self ROMAN-thicker domination game going on.

Roman Plates

Same as External Obliques or Cum Gutters

Did you see the lines on that guys abdomen. He really has some Roman Plates

Roman phalanx

When four or more men get dressed in roman battle gear and bang each other while screaming about the senate covered in the blood of a goat

John: Dude my back hurts
Mike: Yeah dude thats what you get for participating in a roman phalanx