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A more polite, accurate term for kissing ass. Kissing ass doesn't feel good, but having your nipples rubbed ALWAYS feels good.
"Yo man, my boss is pissed off at me for being late for the third time this week"
"Its ok man, just rub his nipples"
"What?"
"Just kiss his ass man"
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When you jiz on the ground in tribute of all your buddies who are not getting laid.
Bro "Hey man, why were you in your room so long?"
Bro 2 "Cause man, I wanted to rub one for the homies bro. Do you have a mop I can borrow?"
Bro " No I don't have a mop."
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The mark left in your underwear where a prairie dog rubbed its nose. A skidmark
The wife always bitches on laundry day if she finds a prairie dog rub in my shorts
The act of receiving a hand job from anyone, but particularly an italian prostitute, whilst the stimulating party has his/her hand covered in extra virgin olive oil, acting as a lubricant.
Bro, I stayed in a hostel last night and got a Tuscan Dry Rub. You know what they say about Florence, am I right?
Masturbating, naked except a cowboy hat, sans lotion. A Raccoon Hat may be substituted, a variation called the Davy Crockett Dry Rub or Santa Anna's Wooden Leg Dance.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the public restroom giving myself the Texas Dry Rub.
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Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.
when you are really confused and you are trying to figure out something, but your friends are being assholes about it.
Hmmmmmmmm..... I can't quite figure that out. I am Rubbing my tinker.
Dont be a wimp, dont complain, dont be such a pussy!
So you broke your arm, rub some Vagisil on it.
So what, your girlfriend broke up with you, rub some Vagisil on it!