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A guy who eats out a girl after you've giving her a creampie.
Girl to guy after sex: now be my salad strainer
When one ingests large amounts of salad, shits it into their bed/resting place, and sleeps in it.
Hey, Dana, I had a bad day. I might be in for a salad dump tonight
The act of putting salad leaves in a woman's vagina in the morning, leaving them in the whole day and taking them out at night to eat
"Dude, last night I had my wife's summer salad"
Verb: The act of enducing harm onto someone using multiple forms either physically, emotionally, or both.
Before they crucified Jesus, the romans put him through quite the torture salad.
Blunt Salad
Bluh-nt_Sah-lad
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1. Also referred to as a "Blunt Smoothie," a Blunt Salad is a cigarillo which has been split open and emptied, or it may also be a regular Blunt wrap ready to be used. This is then filled with a combination of different types of Marijuana and as long as there are three or more kinds of Marijuana being used you have successfully made a "Blunt Salad," the number three is important though! Any less is just a combo Blunt.
-"this is a mighty fine Blunt Salad we've got here boys! I'm glad we had variety today so we could feast upon this green goodness, truly a gift from the gods. Hercules himself would be tamed by this here bleezy. Hakuna Matata gents."
"oh shit, my teacher just assigned a 4 page paper due tomorrow"
"dude, that's fucking ass salad"
When something is so bad that it isn't just ass, it is also salad.
Yea I failed that test, today has been ass salad.