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A type of sexuality where one participates in nearly all sexual acts, except intercourse. Individuals of this lifestyle are willing to "do things" up until a certain point, but never cross that line or axis of actual intercourse, much like how an asymtote is a curved line that increasingly approaches and axis, but never cross (or penetrate) that line. Mutual masturbation, fellatio, cunninglingus, etc are all fair game, but one's virginity is maintained.
Also called Asymsexual.
Because Mary believes in stupid promise rings, she won't have sex until marriage. However, everything else is fair game, including blowies and anal. She is a total Asymptotic Sexual.
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A person who Gets off/ masturbates to pictures of themself.
Bro. i think im Otto-Sexual... I spent 3 hours last night jackin' it to pictures of myself
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the bryan that fucks his own dog
he is a very sexual bryan
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Otherwise known as crabs, sexual crustaceans are obtained from doing the dirty with a someone dirty. Sexual crustaceans itch at the pores of hair that are infected and can only be killed by medicated shampoo.
Yo raw-dogged that dirty ass hooker and she gave me some of her sexual crustaceans.
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The mental and physical condition of a male as a direct result of his female having the goodies on lockdown or cutoff.
Alternative:
The point at which a person has had such a dry spell in between sexual encounters that their standards drop beyond what is normally acceptable.
Tiger Woods is so sexually dehydrated since his wife, Elin Nordegren found out he was driving more than golf balls into the holes or hos. She made sure he lost not only his creepin' pie and his ol' stand-bye.
Alternative:
"I am so sexually dehydrated that fat bitch over there could be in trouble by the end of the night."
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someone who is extremely obsessed and in love w The Weeknd aka Abel tesfaye.
- stargirl xo
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That person has a sex addiction, with other words, that person is a sexual maniac.
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