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shank

to steal, such as the act of taking something without permission.

Yo, that dude just shanked my noodes.

by joe February 26, 2005


Shank

A shit anti-climactic wank.

My girlfriend was jerking me off last night but she just didn't do it right. What a shank!

by Annhialation13 April 19, 2017


Shank

From Shit + Wank, to masturbate whilst taking a shit.

I want a wank but I really need to take a shit and there isn't time for both! I know, I'll have a Shank!

by Mvfekker January 1, 2014

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Shank

when someone Shits And Wanks At The Same Time

''Omg You Should Of Seen Me And Tracy Last Night... I shanked In A bucket And Rubbed It All Over Her Chest''

by SherbySaysRelaxCamelBack November 9, 2008


shank

The word used to replace shit when my parents are around.
Used by my sister and her best friend.
Most commonly used when we all play cards.

Oh, shank! I dropped the whole deck of cards!

Shank... You're winning now.

by Vildar July 15, 2011


Shank

To masterbate (wank) at the same time as having a poo (shit)

I went to the toilet to have a shank.

by Master w March 11, 2018


Shank

Any sweaty man who has black nails and a greasy trim,this look is achieved by not showering and being extra fruit with the boys

Yo Daniel did you see that shank coming to sell us lucos

by Shankintosh January 7, 2021