Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.
1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.
2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.
1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."
2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).
The Shitting Shart is where you take someone's shit and you shit, you take the others shit and put it up your ass with a large dildo, same with the other person.
1:lets try out the shitting shart BB
2: yes.
1: *shits on bed*
2: *shits on bed*
1 *takes 2's shit up puts it on their ass and putting it in with a dildo*
2: *takes 1's shit and does the same*
Not quite a shit, but totally a shart.
Don't be such a Dip Shart, dude.
Hey man, I noticed your K/D is lookin' pretty ass lately. Don't let these little dip sharts walk all over you.
A Shart Flap is a piece of absorbent material, like bamboo cloth, sewn into the back of Commando brand shorts to prevent visibility of any shart aftermath.
Thank God my Commando shorts had a shart flap or people could see my Taco Bell accident that snuck up on me.
A shart hole is someone who finds a very good looking person and you look at them so fast you shart a hole in the wall
Annabell looked at him and put a shart hole in her wall.
Someone or Something, that farts but poops and starts to eat and smell it while sucking on there toes
That Jamaal guy is such a shart eater.