Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.
When a llama has a shartgasm all over people or fellow llama friends
That was a nasty llama shart and I got flipping soaked!!!!
When a man shits in a bucket then dumps the bucket over his head
I just took a “ Russian Shart Shower” it was so smelly
A queef so loud and/or violent it causes the queerer to shart.
“My girlfriend shart queefed and stained the bedsheets last night”
A shart that is very cute. Shart means fart that also has a bit of shit.
Wow I like your Cute Sharts 💕💕🥰!
Offering unsolicited knowledge
we're having dinner, trying to work out what to do, and he keeps knowledge sharting about the history of carrots
A Shart Flap is a piece of absorbent material, like bamboo cloth, sewn into the back of Commando brand shorts to prevent visibility of any shart aftermath.
Thank God my Commando shorts had a shart flap or people could see my Taco Bell accident that snuck up on me.