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the act of farting and shitting at the same time but not just any old shit a sloppy wet stinky steamy shit so sloppy it slides down ur legs getting stuck in your leg hairs as u sprint for the shitter :)
My mum walked in on me when i sharted!
The action in which someone releases a wet and soppy fart from their butthole that contains excrement.
PersonA: Ew, do you smell that?
PersonB: Yeah sorry I sharted
When you try to fart but shit comes out, usually diarrhea.
John: Remember that girl Cindy? On our first date I sharted. William: Oh wow, did she notice?
when one farts but pushes a wee bit too much and some shid comes out
darn, i just shart in my pants
Define shart: An explosive diarreah that is conjured when you intend to emit gas.
This is the combination between a fart and shitting. It's when you try to fart, but some creemy sauce comes out with it. This is what most people in Ireland eat for breakfast.
And that ladys and gentlemen, is a shart.
AAAUAUUUGGHHHHHHH! I NEED TO FART! *person farts* *creamy sauce comes out* Oh shit, I think i just sharted. It smells good!
The act of farting and pooping at the same time.
What you do fart and poop at the same time.
Guy 1: "I had to shart last night."
Guy 2: "Bro were you sick?"
Guy 1: "Yea, it was really bad."