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When getting oral pleasure from your partner you pull your t-shirt over their head in a clandestine manner.
The key is to do just before you are about to blow chum.
Once the t-shirt is in place, let the flood gates loose and watch the silhouette of your partner's head sling shot back and forth as they try to evade that which is eminent from slamming the back of their throat.
My ex was on her knees giving me a blowjob when I pulled my t-shirt over her head, just before I blew my goo.
Once I did there was no escape as she tried to pull away from my sloppy splash, I just relaxed and watch the T-Shirt Bungie show.
The best break up in history, that is the gift that keeps on giving...
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a shirt covered in cum to where it looks like it has been dipped
mexicans cumming all over a shirt dip shirt
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That one shirt that every guy has that they wear for any semi-formal occasion, such as a job interview or dinner at someone's house.
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A Cookie Monster Shirt is a shirt found in nearly every shop around the globe. It is worn by early teenagers who think that they are 'retro' but have never even watched an episode of fucking Sesame Street. They are usually found begging for cash outside HMV so they can buy a shirt printed with Elmo's face. They are people of whom I think very little. If you own a Cookie Monster shirt I take pity on you.
Guy in cinema: So then I was watching retro Hulk! Oh yeah, it's so funny when he's fighting a bear they throw a teddy at him! And then I got a Cookie Monster Shirt. Also I just bought a gold jewel encrusted HDMI cable for my TV!!!
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A male who is fond of very white shoes, pooka shell necklaces, a vertically striped dress shirt, usually collar up, over-gelled hair, and may be seen alone or is followed around by a herd of his own clones IE:his friends. Usually conformity-retarded, and is found at any bar or club, or other gathering place. May or may not actually be wearing the stripey shirt, if not stripey, usually a polo shirt. See stripey shirted douches' girlfriend
Look at that stripey shirted douche. He is just like all his friends.
He has the gelled hair, the pooka shell necklace and the neon white shoes. Plus, he wears a stripey shirt with his collar up. The kid at church is such a douche.
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Liberal use of any saying, pun or other play on words that would, does, or should appear printed on an obnoxious t shirt.
Often spoken or quoted by annoying people who don't even own the shirt.
"The grass on the other side is really astroturf."
"It's all fun an games until someone loses an eye ... then its histerical!"
"Yes, thank you for that t shirt wisdom. Now please leave."
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A long standing tradition where people adorn themselves in green shirts. Not green dresses, not green jackets, not green UNDERshirts but SHIRTS.
George is wearing green, it must be green shirt Tuesday.
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