Balcony Shot

When you finish fucking your girl doggy style while she is bent over a balcony and she ducks before you get off so that your cum can achieve maximum distance as it flies off of the balcony.

VETERAN'S TIP: A well timed Donkey Punch just prior to orgasm can greatly improve the trajectory of your semen.

If you are lucky by the time you finish a small crowd will have gathered below the balcony to watch the show. If you manage to get any sex juice on any innocent bystanders you get to add an extra 10 feet per person (midgets count as double points!) onto the measurement of your spooge.

If your doggy rompin' balcony destroying good time draws too much of a crowd it is highly recommended to perform a filthy ninja and make a quick escape!

Mike: "Hey Kristin I'm feeling pretty strong tonight after snorting those rails of Extenze. How do you feel about heading outside and helping me go for a new Balcony Shot personal record?

Kristin: "Sure that's fine but let me finish my juice box first."

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shot box

stoner, burnout;someone who smokes too much pot to care about much at all. a non functional pothead

Jerry became such a burnout since he bought a vaporizor.
Dude stop being such a shot box man, step away from the bong and lets go...now!
I feel like such a shot box after last night.

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Sure shot

In shooting a gun or anything for that matter, someone who reliably hits the target.

Bob is a master at billiards, he's a sure shot every time.

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quim shot

the ability to fire certain vagine discharge into great blobs, temporarily blinding said male in the game of quim shot

wow, thats a great one duck, your QUIM SHOT got me reet int ring sausage.

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parting shot

To give a parting shot is to say something that may offend or upset whoever is receiving that shot (which is why it's called a shot), and abruptly leaving and / or cutting that person off (which is why it's called a parting shot). It's often used when someone wishes to be the winner of an argument and not receive any hurting comeback, so it is usually viewed as a cowardly act.

Billy: You are such a dick to everyone, man!
John: How am I dick? You're just a pussy.
Billy: Oh? So now I'm a pussy, huh? You know what? FUCK YOU, FUCKING SELF-LOVING PRICK!!!
John is typing something...
Bill has logged out.
John: Lmao. Nice parting shot.

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Shoulder shot

verb.

The act of throwing a shot over one's shoulder to create the impression of drinking it when you don't want to/can't.

Did Brad really take all those tequila shots and stay sober?

Nah bro, he took shoulder shots all night because he can't handle his booze

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Swizzy Shot

A Swizzy shot is when you are coming to the end of the intercourse and you pull out and cum into a shot glass, then either you or your partner take the shot. The shot is taken after the drinker says "down the hatch" or "bottoms up", followed by fist-pumping the air while drinking the shot.

"Yo man I had some Swizzy Shots with my girl last night, not usually into that, but damn it wasn't half bad!"
"Dude what the fuck, you drank the Swizzy Shot without me?!?"

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