vomit shower

(verb) when someone excessivley throws up their dinner due to drunken illness

the vomit shower rained upon us after marge danced around for gushers

also see Maggie Wilcox

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Squaddie shower.

Washing face, pits and privates only instead of the full wah down in a shower, to save time, washing the essentials only.

'Come on mate, where off out on the lash!' your mate says, all dolled up, 'hang on' you say, 'give me a sec to have a quick "squaddie shower."

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shower head

some thing u use to jack off with...er..girls jack off with

i had fun today in the shower with my shower head

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brown shower

A beautiful woman with a delicious soft ass has her anus inches from a male's face and starts to defecate in a waiting male mouth which causes the male to ejaculate, feeling satisfied of smelling and tasting a woman's shit.

"last night, I was at my girlfriends house with her sister watching tv and the girls complained that their stomachs were hurting from the meal they ate so they had to use the bathroom but the toilet was broken so they both looked at me and asked would you mind if we give brown showers until the toilet works?

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shower massager

The so called "Ultimate" sex toy for women..they say its better than the human penis..

You better be getting your woman a diamond ring if she has a shower massager because SHE WILL NOT NEED YOU!

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Crimson Shower

Being the act of when a menstruating woman, straddles a partner above the face, releases her tampon, and the resulting flow of menstrual blood upon the partners face being a crimson shower.

Sandra was on her period so I asked her to give me a crimson shower

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dirty shower

when u bust a load on a girls head then piss on it to wash it off

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