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simon

has a small dick and twerks really fast

simon is a dick

by simonthedick84 February 27, 2020


simon

nugga nay

simon is a nugga nay

by proofen July 5, 2023


simon

he is a nugga

simon the nugga

by proofen July 5, 2023


Simon

Hi mahal, wala lang gawa gawa ko lang to kasi trip ko lang pero totoo yung sinasabe ko HAHAHAH anyways takecare yourself and sana umabot tayo sa years, trust me abot yan. Never tayo mag b-break huh >:c hmp i love you mwa

Simon is the greatest guy I ever met.

by pearllovesyousomuch March 13, 2022


Simon

Simon is a person who loves to bully kye and also love a good hoover. He loves fish curry

Simon is kyes worst nightmare

by September 20, 2021


Simon

The type of guy who always wants to blow things up and doesn't care if you're blind and deaf from the explosion of his self-built bomb. He is smart and kind and probably has the biggest cock in history.

-"Simon I was deaf and blind from that explosion!"

"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."

-"Damn I don't have any money left."

"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough

weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."

by play-with-d-in-evening November 22, 2021


Simon

Simon is the best of all guys!

Hes one of all people in the World Thats likes everyone for how they are.

Hes Playing games the most But hes Always friendly and "cute"

cute"

•"Hey you See that Guy iver there he seems Nice"

"Ya its probly a Simon"

by FXboy December 12, 2016