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slapping the scallop

Another term for female masturbation.

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself

by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020


Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.

Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

by Verostoria January 21, 2022


slap cheddar

to beat off, to ejaculate

What are you going to do tonight?
Slap cheddar.

by bonebrake22 June 24, 2008


Sloth Slap

To slowly drag 3 fingers across another persons face. "SLOTH SLAP!!" must be yelled prior to doing this act. The slapper must look the slappe directly in the eyes while doing this. Thus, creating an awkward moment.

Bitch don't make me Sloth Slap the hell out you!

He got sloth slapped the hell out!!

by LTG291 January 11, 2013


Sticker Slapping

A form of graffiti and also vandalism. Mostly used with intention of getting your work out their without the hassle of buying paint and starting to paint walls. Its harder to get caught and punished for this opposed to tagging/bombing walls. Good for graffiti beginners.

Me and my Mate just went out sticker slapping

by The Dank Meme February 18, 2018


slap grouchy

when very tired, a person can be slap grouchy, on the edge of sleep but grouchy. The opposite of slap happy.

she was so tired she was slap grouchy.

by Deathtoll79 August 30, 2020


slap the flapjack

A intense session of Masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling

'I'm just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack'

by KMAG YOYO February 17, 2014