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Son, I'm you

When you go back in time to fuck your mom so she can give birth to you. Then the older version of you goes back in time to see your younger self, in order to tell you what you must do( fuck your mom). He says the words, "Son I'm you" thus creating a paradox in which there is a ever ending timeline where you're fucking your mom in order to keep yourself in existence. The only way to fix time and space as we know it is to fuck yourself, thus making you a time baby. This will result in the big boom and a creation of a new universal entirely.

I was walking by an old man and then he stopped me and said, "Son, I'm you". We then fucked in front of a mcdonald's for hours, making me a space baby.

by The Best Uncle Tom March 24, 2018

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


motorboatin son of a bitch

1. one who enjoys motorboating frequently

2. john wilks booth!

1. man he is a motorboatin son of a bitch on carolanne all the time

by riceninja69 June 17, 2009

34πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Word is born..son!

A New York slang that means or can be translated to: I'm telling you the truth... man

Commonly used in phrases of excitement and news telling or sharing thoughts

Word is born..son! they have the new kicks at DR JAYS!

by back in the dayz May 20, 2009

69πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


Who my son?

Something a camper says at the most awkward time and makes everyone wonder what could elicit such a response.

Person 1: Where is he?
Crazy father: WHO MY SON?!!!!!!!

by Your son June 10, 2008

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Dev Son syndrome

A rare syndrome making the victim want to fuck the shit out of a son

I am severely affected by Dev son syndrome

by Doctor Rdot January 28, 2023


hermit the perverts son

hermirt the perverts son is hermit the perverts son

hermit the perverts son has a big shlong

by im gunna kms January 9, 2023


son of a biscuit maker

A nice day of saying son of a bitch.

She reached into the oven to grab a pan and forgot the oven mitt, she screamed β€œ son of a biscuit maker ”.

You have a terrible morning and yell β€œson of a biscuit maker” what did I do to deserve this.

β€œSon of a biscuit maker” yelled the drunk as he fell down the stairs.

by Annasillyandsweet November 3, 2020