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Stand under my southern mistletoe and suck my balls.
Taking it anally from your uncle
Lil Jayquan was picking cotton and got the southern hotdog.
Beer.
person 1: this gumbo is gonna taste like shit
person 2: boy you just need to add some SOUTHERN WATER to it and it'll taste fine
When a girl is performing oral sex while upside down, and you use her holes like handcuffs.
“This girl was so filthy, she let me give er the southern shackles last night”
A particularly wet and spur of the moment blow job. Much spit is a must, some bile and phlegm may be used/ result from the deep penetration this particular service requires.
"This girl from the bar went down on me so hard and wet it was a total sloppy southern DUDE!"
A term for a person who believes in christianity but also despises people of color and trans/homosexual people. The type of people who create monstrosity’s called their kids that you somehow end up with as a class mate and always smells like dry cabbage.
Person 1: Im southern Baptist
Person 2: I don’t care.
Another scenario
Person 1: Homosexuals are an abomination
Person 2: no wonder why you have more Hickeys than the amount of Condoms your parents tried using.
STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE “Southern Baptism”
When you come to a stop sign and don’t stop.
“You see that old lady blow that stop sign?”
“Don’t worry about it, it’s just a Southern Utah Stop.”