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a very stereotypical view on the asian languages (usually by dirty rednecks)
Chinese guy: speaking chinese
Redneck The fuck is he sayin, chink speak?
redneck 2: appears so
"I speak American Born Chinese." As in, my Chinese sucks but I speak English because I was born in the states.
Person A: "(something in Mandarin)"
Person B: "oh, my Chinese sucks."
Person A: "oh, that's okay. I speak ABC!"
when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK
His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken
What women say to cover up being a whore.
(Usually on social media, posting other people's quotes, trying to sound philosophical)
Person one: What's this nonsense coming out of her mouth?
Person two: That's whore's speak.
Incomprehensible tumblr gibberish spoken by an insane former patient at a psychiatric hospital.
"splurge on skrelp and get a skrinkle or sumn"
"that was some insane cody speak"
When you read/see a Shakespeare play (or any other old literature) and start to talk like the characters (i.e. vocabulary, mannerisms, rhythm, rhyme, iambic pentameter, etc.) on a regular basis.
Guy 1: She doth teach the torches to burn bright!
Guy 2: Dude... what!?
Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man!
Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying?
Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.
Speaking British - a lot like speaking english, just way cooler and funner to do.
speaking british makes to way awesomeer than anyone else in the world, (besides speaking australian)