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Administered to ladies by a man. Suitable for all ailments. Comes in a one-shot pump dispenser.
Lady "Not tonight Reginald, I have a headache"
Man "Not to worry dear, have some special medicine ... " zip ... BOING
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When you work at a restaurant and your manager fucks you in the linen closet, the office, the handicap bathroom and gives you his big meaty swordfish.
Brady gave John his 'swordfish special' in the office yesterday.
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Waiter: "what would you like sir?"
Robbie: "/i'll try the softcock special, i had one last night."
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The act of travelling said distance in order to gain a certain sexual favour. This favour involves rubbing of the male genitalia. Strictly pants ON.
Ermagene: Hey Norm, where did you sneak of to before?
Norm: Two words Ermagene, Bevan Special. (grins)
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A compliment on your muscular form, followed by three slow simultaneous punches; right left right
nice guns my nigga (followed by the deriggi special).
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(pronounced O-SHET-SKI) A mouth watering hero pioneered by a world renowned sandwich expert from Skaneateles, NY. The whopping list of ingredients includes: chicken cutlet, pepperoni, bacon, mozzarella and provolone cheese, honey mustard, BBQ sauce, and Mayo. This sandwich is a great way to end any long, eventful night.
It's 3 am, I could really use a Dutch run and an Oseicki Special....damn it's tasty.
These damn kids keep ordering those Osiecki Specials!...they're a bitch to make!
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(a) General.
(1) As used in this part, the term special education means specially designed instruction, at no cost to the parents, to meet the unique needs of a child with a disability, including-
(i) Instruction conducted in the classroom, in the home, in hospitals and institutions, and in other settings; and
(ii) Instruction in physical education.
(2) The term includes each of the following, if it meets the requirements of paragraph (a)(1) of this section:
(i) Speech-language pathology services, or any other related service, if the service is considered special education rather than a related service under State standards;
(ii) Travel training; and
(iii) Vocational education.
(b) Individual terms defined. The terms in this definition are defined as follows:
(1) At no cost means that all specially-designed instruction is provided without charge, but does not preclude incidental fees that are normally charged to nondisabled students or their parents as a part of the regular education program.
(2) Physical education-
(i) Means the development of-
(A) Physical and motor fitness;
(B) Fundamental motor skills and patterns; and
(C) Skills in aquatics, dance, and individual and group games and sports (including intramural and lifetime sports); and
(ii) Includes special physical education, adapted physical education, movement education, and motor development.
(3) Specially-designed instruction means adapting, as appropriate to the needs of an eligible child under this part, the content, methodology, or delivery of instruction-
(i) To address the unique needs of the child that result from the child's disability; and
(ii) To ensure access of the child to the general curriculum, so that he or she can meet the educational standards within the jurisdiction of the public agency that apply to all children.
(4) Travel training means providing instruction, as appropriate, to children with significant cognitive disabilities, and any other children with disabilities who require this instruction, to enable them to-
(i) Develop an awareness of the environment in which they live; and
(ii) Learn the skills necessary to move effectively and safely from place to place within that environment (e.g., in school, in the home, at work, and in the community).
(5) Vocational education means organized educational programs that are directly related to the preparation of individuals for paid or unpaid employment, or for additional preparation for a career requiring other than a baccalaureate or advanced degree.
(Authority: 20 U.S.C. 1401(25))
See also 34 CFR Section 300.26.
My daughter receives special education in school.
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