Dirty Steam Engine

When you kneel over your ol' lady while she lays flat on her back throating your pecker and you drop your "coal" (bowel movement) on her chest proceeding to yell Choo choo.

Last night the Ole lady asked for a dirty steam engine

running on sails and steam

Bisexual.

That guy standing in the corner near the bar stools must be running on sails and steam. He's talking to the ladies, but I notice he raises his eyebrows every time those Italian guys walk by.

Welcome to Steam Edition

When FSX players do crazy wacky stuff in the multiplayer mode of the Steam Release of FSX

"That Boeing 747 is going space shuttle status over there while a Cessna caravan is buzzing the tower, welcome to Steam Edition."

sticky steam bag

When you tbag a girl while you shit on her chest and you cum on her forehead at the same time.

Aye girl you wanna do the sticky steam bag? I gotta shit and cum.

steam boat willie

a steam boat willie is when you find a homeless man and call him willie, place a captains hat on his head then he proceeds to shit a horrible homeless shit on your chest. while he does this you yell out loud "I I caption!"

hey girl I'm so in love with you. lets get crazy and do a steam boat willie together!

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steaming fox tail

When you shit in to a tube sock, swing it around your head at high speed like a mace and then bitch slap your foe in the face. Extremely effective if not expected with the added bonus of definite pink eye.

That guy pissed me off so I hit him with a steaming fox tail.

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steaming pile of crap

ASX:JRV

I bought some shares in JRV and they turned out to be a steaming pile of crap.

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