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China Sucks (or China Sucking) are phrases used to describe any condition where there is a stark difference between rhetoric and fact. It’s basically used to describe a condition or statement with a significant lack of integrity. "China Sucks" statements are often fantasy or mind games used to manipulate the perceptions of others to one's own benefit. It’s also synonymous with “out-of-touch with reality”.
The phrase originates from the CCP’s (China’s government’s) claim of technological superiority over its rivals, which is in opposition with the fact that China hasn’t invented any significant technology in hundreds of years. Yes, hundreds of years ago China invented the compass, papermaking, gunpowder, printing, and much more… but in the last 400 years nothing of high technology has been invented in China, -despite the CCP’s (Chinese government’s) claims of high-technological superiority over others.
"I am the best quarterback in the league!"
"Please stop china sucking. You are embarrassing yourself."
"It’s true, I am the best."
“You threw 23 interceptions and got sacked 21 times last season.”
"It’s not my fault"
"Your china sucks mind game strategy isn’t going to work on me, -you’re just embarrassing yourself."
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When people,who are generally foot fetichists, suck foot on order to get arouses or because they like to do it, like me.
Dude 1: Hey why yesterday you didn't go to the party?, it was such a very funny one, we drank lots of beers bro.
Dude 2: oh, sorry bro, I was at home with Megan, I did some foot sucking to her, it was fantastic, you have to do that fucking think
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While performing cunnilingus on a woman, exhale profusely, proceed to wrap your physical lips over her lower lips (mouth over labia). Proceed to inhale as hard as you can to create an extreme suction of the female genitalia. Rinse and repeat this process to increase female stimulation. Increased volume of vagina sucking will eventually lead to intense female orgasm.
Steve: Yo, you're gay!
Joe: Oh yeah?
Steve: Yeah bro! You mad?
Joe: Nah, I totally was vagina sucking your girlfriend and your mom walked in, and i sucked her vagina too!
Steve: What?!?!?!?
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To kiss so hard/intensely that one or both partner(s) are literally sucking each others faces
Man those people sucking face over there are grossin' me out!
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(v) to eat shit and die
(v) told to people in an effort to get them to go the hell away and never come back
Basically, a rather frank way of saying that you are very angry at someone and wish them to have the misfortune of having to suck feces through a straw
Yo, I told your mama to suck shit when she told me to got go smoke my crack elsewhere.
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to kowtow; to show unnecessary respect or deference in order to win favor with a superior or colleague. Annoying, ingratiating behaviour that is observed by others. Usually used with pronouns, he, she, you, rather than with actual names, John, Sylvia. The origin is probably derived from the idea that great pleasure is derived by the recipient of fellatio. Hence, giving someone one more pleasure than they deserve in hopes that they will be so pleased they will feel obliged to give you benefits, usually in the form of job security, more hours at work, more favorable shifts or to have her/his opinions favored and adopted.
I don't suck cock. He sucks cock at work.
A colleague may question, "How come he gets to work all the good shifts?" whereupon someone might reply, "Oh, he sucks cock."
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piss off.
get outta here.
leave.
fuck off.
Stop being so fucking annoying...go shuck a nut!!!
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