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Turf n surf

After tackling an another player on the football field and looking down and seeing your erect penis out with turf burn all over it

Ryan got turf n surf after tackling the opposing player

by Pussyslayer444 December 31, 2021


Surfing The Vibe

Being able to on the fly, curate a playlist of songs that hit different during a house roll.

Is this a pre-made playlist? No I'm just surfing the vibe.

by DaddyPack2018 November 9, 2022


Surf Machine

(n.) A computer dedicated to surfing the web or playing browser games such as Farmville.

A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).

Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.

My dad wanted a new computer, so I just got him a Surf machine. All he does is watch porn and play farmville anyways.

by Zilon July 12, 2012


Sandle Surfing

The dexterious and deliberate act of maneuvering through a public shower (gym, work shower) while wearing sandles/shower shoes. Most common when wearing thin sandles that easily allow water to get on your feet. The intent is usually to avoid nasty stagnant water filled with other peoples pubes, dead skin cells, feces, semen, etc from getting on your feet.

Sandle surfing
Guy1: did you see that ball of pubes stuck in the shower drain this morning?
Guy2: yeah I totally sandle surfed around it.

by AtheosAeternus February 2, 2016


Lift Surfing

Lift surfing is when you want to be like BENO and want to ride on top of lifts, it is really fun but it is very dangerous without knowing what you are doing properly, it always needs a key to be possible, a triangle key is the most popular, with drop key taking the 2nd place.

I went lift surfing with BENO on top of a ecodisc today.

by The Ultimate Lift Surfer December 25, 2020


Big Wave Surf Association

group made up to promote the safety and enjoyability of big wave surfing through education and experience

The Big Wave Surf Association has really worked hard to keep the big wave surfers safe.

by embeezy July 25, 2012


Picture-surfing

V. When your on an online profile or search engine and your just looking at a bunch of pictures!

you: "What are you doing?"
me: "I'm just picture-surfing."

"Last night i was picture-surfing though Jane's pics, holy cow she's got some crazy stuff on there"

by Dcbur509 January 14, 2010