The deliberate and intricate act of walking through a public shower with sandals on, taking care so as not to let any water get on your sandals/feet. Such water may contain other's urine, fecies, dead skin cells, pubes, blood and semen, just to name the basics.
Jorge: Did you see that pube hair ball in the middle of the gym shower?
Bailey: Yeah, that was f*cking gross, I was sandal surfing the whole time.
shower public shower public sandals pubes gross sandal surfing
Sebi’s Surf shop refers two the second half of the ski run cady’s cafe. It is called this because of the moguls that are almost like waves. It is a widely recognized term that more that 2 people call it.
Let’s go shred Sebi’s surf shop with grandmas liquor
Sticking a toe inside a dirty snatch or butthole
That Smookie bitch gave me surf and turf toe... fa sho.
A form of mischief, where teens sneak into unlocked garages and raid the 2nd fridge for beer.
If desperate, teens will resort to stealing hard cider
I hate being pranked by local teens stealing my beer. Now I have to padlock my fridge so I’m not a victim of garage surfing. - Joe Pera
When you give that girl the ‘ol Mankey meat
“Aye bitch you tryna go filipino sand surfing?”
traveling the world and finding treasure in a giant balloon. an activity mainly for people who haven't "thank" all day.
Megan went geo-surfing because her blue Prius was broken.
Leakage during anal sex. The anal version of being a squirter. Diaharrea.
When Ace was pounding Gary's anus after eating Taco Bell, Gary turned loose the night surf loose and ruined the quilt Ace's grandma made for him.