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A running back who can't find the hole, and continues to run into the backs of his linemen.
Ryan Grant experienced a drastic drop off in yardage and touchdowns shortly after becoming a taint runner.
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A girl who on the face of things seems pretty damn fine, but inside she's got a seriously fucked up mind.
Guy: "Damn, you're freaking hot"
Girl: "Must be clean, I'm dirty, I keep scrubbing but it won't make me clean!"
Guy: "Right....(backs off slowly)"
Girl: "I need to be clean! I'm dirty, I really need to be clean!"
Guy (To his mates): "Yeah, she seemed fine on the surface, but she's really just tainted goods"
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When a girl wipes back to front causing some of the fudge to be smeared across her taint.
Dude, my stomach really hurts...
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Why's that?...
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It must have been that tainted fudge I ate last night when your mom came over.
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the act of tickling a females taint with your index and middle finger.
"yo i was taint tickling this bitch for 3 hours straight!!"
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N. 1. A purse or handbag made of extracted taints. 2. A disgusting partially practical thing 3. One who is hardly useful and disgusting.
Minnish loved his mullet, handle bar mustache and strawberry milk so he is a taint purse.
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A tattoo artist who specializes in performing tattoos specifically on the taint
Sean: Hey Bill, I was thinking of getting a tattoo on my taint!
Bill: Really? If thats the case, I have the best taint-tooer in town, he will hook u up big time
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Place between the base of your dick and your balls.
Your mom's bottom lip is always on my nacho taint.
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